Wienerschnitzel Wiener Nationals

Yes, they actually have Wienerschnitzel Nationals....it's a big event where wiener dog enthusiasts (aka my family!) gather together and race their crazy little wiener dogs. Arica, Erin....have you heard of this?

I had no idea my family went to this, and that made this video hilarious.

The wiener dog my family chose to race is Blitz, the crazy, jumpy energetic one.

He would have the best chance of winning because Hammy is old and Harley is fat and lazy!

As you can see in this video, Blitz never came out of the gate! All of the other wiener dogs run out in all sorts of different directions and Blitz is the little black dot that stays in. Geez. He even stays in the gate long enough for the gate to close back on him---how humiliating! haha. The funniest thing about this video is that you can hear my littlest sister Jordan yelling and screaming at Blitz to run down the track! And then when the gate closes on him you can hear her go "BLIIIIITTTZZ!! UUUUGGGGGGGHHH!" hehehe. She was so disappointed. Maybe next time, Blitz.

Is there a bulldog nationals? :)

Costume malfunction!

We had quite the show today at the PCC.

I was on the Hawai'i canoe, and my costume decided it was going to give out on me today.

Someone had taken my Hawai'i costume, so I had to wear a random top and pantaloons. Ugh. I hate it when that happens. My top had no hook and didn't fit right, so the zipper would start to come down every time I would breathe in. No big deal... because we have this bright blue strappy thing that goes around our chest and velcros in the back to help hold our top up.

Welp, on the first side, after the kahiko hula, I started to feel the zipper come down in the back. I thought it was nothing and that my hair would cover it. We get up to dance the auana hula, and I start to turn and I notice that strap dangling off of my chest on the right! It would swing around with me as I danced. I look up and I notice the crowd has a general stare in my direction...and I keep dancing...because there is no way I could grab that thing and keep dancing at the same time!

It snowballed from there because I turned again and the strap fell right into the lagoon....eek. Then my zipper started to go down in the back...and then the top started to go down in the front. I was trying so hard to keep my top up with my upper arms while dancing at the same time. Oh and I forgot to mention that the other girls on the canoe were laughing at this point. And then my kupe'e started to fall over my eyes. What a mess.

Ugh. I was so glad when the dance was over. Don't worry, there was no peep show!! The top stayed up high enough. When we passed the first bridge the entire canoe started laughing.

Oh and I didn't get my strap back. It's still in the lagoon. Apparently it doesn't float. And I'm not looking forward to telling the Mama's that they need to make me a new one.

Bulldog withdrawls

Missing my dog today.

I can't wait to see him again! I miss his weirdness/sneakiness/snoring/slobbering. Ok maybe not the slobbering but I definitely feel a void in my life because he's not around.

I miss his weird ways of sleeping...

His super-weird personality...

And who could forget that crazy long tongue of his?...

The way he sits at attention when he wants your food...

His desperate attempts to be as sneaky as possible...

Here's video proof of his sneakiness:

** He's actually able to use his fat body to lever himself over the chair. Crazy.**

He honestly was the cutest puppy ever.

Miss you Fatty!

This week is full of ...

Good beaches...

Good food...

Good friends...

and Good company...

Here's to Hump Day!

Workin' hard

...or hardly working?

I seriously have the most fun job ever with the most fun people ever.